Scorcher

This momma is with out her little bug this morning. My mom came and got her so I could spend the day sweating my ass off... Hopefully literally.

I was trying to avoid any workouts just because of the impending downpour of sweat. But because my loving husband wanted an energy drink while he worked to get his 4 door teg ready for the Honda meet, I had to walk to the dollar general. It wasn't even a mile so I guess I met my underachiever status.

ECHM, also known as the day where a bunch of loud, lowered cars driven by their young and obnoxious mostly teenage boys, is on approximately a mile on fucking asphalt!!!!!

My weight before the meet...173.
After--- my hopes are my goal weight.

Sincerely,
Childless Sweater

What counts as working out?

If running my mouth and carrying my kid counted as working out, I would be the hottest mom alive!

Sometimes you cant workout alone.

Olivia and Mommy

Will it be worth it?

Cupcake Junkie : Justine

Sometimes I wanna give up!

Cupcake Junkie :Katrina

Lack of Motivation

This could be the PMS talking but right now I don't give a fuck! I need to lose weight, I have been working out nonstop for 3 weeks and still seeing no results!!! How am I suppose to keep going?!?!

Our daily workouts consist of walk/jog for at least 2 miles, cardio around 30 minutes, 15 on each crunches, leg lifts, and one squat away from cracking. *Sigh* What's a girl gotta do to look hot?

Getting your pre-baby body back is not a glamourous as TV makes it. Victoria Beckham sold her soul and vagina to the Devil for that body and David Beckham!!!!

Eating healthy is no picnic either... LITERALLY!!!

Looks like we're will be starting off our blog with a whiney bitch post!!!!!!

Calories are fixed!!! They just have to be!!! 2 cups of grapes are 123 calories!!!  WTF?!?!?!?!?! Apparently eating "healthy" consists of drinking water and having a nice delicious lettuce and ice salad!!!

Question: How many calories are in a fucking crayon? This passion pink is looking delicious right now!!

We love our kids, don't get us wrong, but do you realize how hard it is to breath during your exercise when your kid just dropped the most massive deuce of their life!!!

Sincerely,
Desperate Housewives